hows this for a good night out, read and tell me wot u think

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    Once upon a time,i was working as a part time bus driver here in Immingham
    one night i was given a job take a bunch of young men
    from this area to theddlethorpe,near mablethorpe
    at that time the Pub at theddlethorpe was a good spot for Strippers,but people were getting fed up ,and on this night i took thes lads had i not done so the place would have been empty
    the party was birthday a 21st, and they had a whip round for me going out a tenner,we arrived at the pub
    the lads had a kitty,and were really enjoying them selves
    the went to the food room a basket meal,,and the stripper came on,and i was the only one in the room
    she was an excellent aged stripper, very good performing for me
    so she stopped,and asked me to fetch the lads from the food room,they obliged bringing the basket meal with them,of course i could not have a drink
    but the lads enjoyed themselves inviting the stripper to the party,and a great time was had by all
    the journey home was quite an affair,the lads were truly pisssed,and no toilets ,i kid you i never dtopped as many times,one thing no one was sick, eventualy i got them home
    and the chap running the party said here is the money for the trip in an envelope
    and shoved something in my top pocket
    i never looked, and later during the week the wife tidying up as they do,looked in my pocket
    when i got home she says
    where did you get all that money,
    what money i says
    £32,she says, well it turns out the kitty was not all spent so they gave it to me £42,not a drink i had
    but what a night
     
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    Oh well,duant bother reading then,i enjoyed it
     
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    Keep em coming Bob, some of us are reading and enjoying!
     
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    Sounds like a good time was had by one and all.
     
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    yr's since i saw a decent stripper '' wonder if cazi would do a turn for us all bob ?? we could all chip in a bit like , for the fee etc' :pff
     
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    let me get this straight

    a stripper came on and there was only you in the room????  I'd have leftthat lot munching on their chicken in a basket and enjoyed her to mysen
     
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    Yipee,you ask her i will chip in
    no, im not sure about that tho,
    i just love my fish n chips
    even cazi,stripping ,would not interfere with
    err, i think!!???
     
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    RE: Sounds like a good time was had by one and all.

    thanks for reply,
    was,nt i lucky,to enjoy a 21,s night out
     
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    RE: Keep em coming Bob, some of us are reading and enjoying!

    thanks Shy talk
    i miss my barnsley but its too late now
     
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    RE: let me get this straight

    its reight si thee
    she had french name
    but she was really an artist at it
    but there i was on my own
     
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    I can see you now bob

    face bright red, glasses steamed up and a new place to hang your cap
     
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    RE: I can see you now bob

    Sadly your right about hanging the cap up
    know what i mean
    she could come and perform right now
    and me cap wud stop me heead
     
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    You lucky thing !

    You got to go out on a lads night out, saw a stripper, had a good night when she started to perform just for you (before you got the others to watch) and earned £42 just because you couldn't drink as you were the driver - jealous me? you betcha!

    Well done that man.

    (Y) (Y) (Y)
     
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    RE: You lucky thing !

    Too true sweetheart
    you dont forget good nights even if was some one elses
     

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