Sorry mate, it turned a bit chilly and dint think Damart would be appropriate. Red Helen called me a wuss and said she would be along, you must have missed her!
I did check Helen and I should have realised as it was full of weirdos...it’s called the BBS, avoid it like the plague.
Barnsley Branch of Satanists. I've ended up on their site a few times by accident. Strange place, but they do some nice candles.
whoooa sorry my mistake, I read the original as Santaists! I was expecting a load of jolly fat men in red and white! You know like match days!