I also saw a badger

definitely not the same one as you.

 

their fur makes good hats.

 

How do you know itt wasn't the same one. I saw mine whilst coming across the Woodhead Pass in 1998.

 

I just know.

It was an albino dwarf badger and it was chasing a rabbit and it's owner had some nets and he told me it was the first time he'd taken it out.

It's name was 'ferret' or something.

I'm pretty sure you saw a different badger.

 

Did it's owner have a hat on?

 

I wouldn't know. I haven't found a single hat that doesn't make me look like an idiot. And I've killed seals in my pursuit to find a nice hat.

I have more hat-shaped slippers then you can imagine though. Some have tusks.

 

Is this the one oh mighty Wight Wizard?

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1104

 

Now I'm no hat expert

but I think you'll have more joy finding suitable head gear if you went to a hat shop rather than taking expeditions to the arctic in order to slaughter seals. Call me old fashioned.

 

"All I want for Christmas is......

a pair of deer skin trousers. covered in dolphin wax."

just that.

 

RE: Now I'm no hat expert

Do they sell oversized hats for people with big hair?

If not, I've got a hollowed out black rhino that you're welcome to have.

It's too big for my foot.

 

I've already got a hat

 

RE: I've already got a hat

it's mighty nice.

or something.