... but I've just been into my Hotmail account - and it's advertising ''Bingo Chat''. Yes. You too could join an internet chatroom - and talk about Bingo. fecking hell fire on a stick, sideways.
Yup - Billy 2 shags is on a roll. Bingo. Chat. Barbara: ''Oooh - I'm hoping for number 38 at some point this evening'' Hattie: ''Me too. And 61'' Even Windy couldn't cause much bother on there.
Hello there, Stevie. Did you have a nice Christmas, Stevie? Tell me, Stevie, did Santa visit your house? What did your carer buy for you, Stevie? Come on, Stevie, I need to know.