i am a ****

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  1. joc

    jock New Member

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    i have sacked people at work (always as a last resort and within the constraints of the law and my conscience)
    i love bfc
    i play on the internet
    i used to live on a street with a similar name to Knowles Close
    i have something that rhymes with a Rob inbetween my legs (and its mine b4 ya start!!)
    i masturbate
    my name also rhymes with slang for todger

    should i be banned?

    on the otherhand...
    i wouldn't ever contact ananova as i think its ****
    i post on this board
    i'm not sensitive (unless someone strokes my sack)
    i think neutrino is a good lad
    i don't give a monkey about fixture times at the start of the season
    i'm not thick enough to post/log in with my real surname
    i realise logging in with my own surname is extremely vain and sycophantic
    i pay to watch the reds home and away
    i don't need to react to everything said about me/bfc

    should i be banned?
     
  2. Gue

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    You think Neutrino is a good lad?

    You should be banned for saying things like that!

    :pff :pff :pff
     
  3. joc

    jock New Member

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    hehehehhe

    i know. i even think oscar is ok!!!

    don't agree with the banning propositions but just thought i'd mess about. i understand many of your posts now after reading ya story
     
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    know what you look like now..:(( only joking.. changed my opinion of you now.. go steady on me in future ...lol (Y)
     
  5. Gue

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    I do apologise, Stevie.

    (By the way, if you do come looking for me, keep an eye out for an ugly short bloke. That's likely to be me!)

    No hard feelings, huh?

    (Y)
     
  6. Gue

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    RE

    Have you got anything to say to me?

















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  7. joc

    jock New Member

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    its the bloody internet!!!

    its not real life!!! oh hang on... erm...

    anyone who starts on ya cos of some BBS postings needs a good shoeing themselves. its a bloody internet forum not "guess the depth of my mum's bucket fanny" live on ITV2. nowt to get angry about

    relax old lad
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: RE

    I stand by my assertion that I don't agree with much of what you have to say.

    However, I'm led to understand that you're a big bloke, so in that case, yes, sir! I apologise profusely!

    On a serious note, I probably have said some things which aren't the nicest with regard to yourself. If that's the case - I suspect it is! - then please accept my apologies. In reality, I think we should be allowed to have differences of opinion without resorting to personal insults. Retrospectively, that's something I need to work on, isn't it?

    Sorry. Please don't kill me.
     
  9. joc

    jock New Member

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    are you high as a kite?

    what;s with all the apologies? so you;ve pissed people off? just cos people may be tall dunt mean they deserve apologies. so you were an arse? so what! am sure windy can take it just like i could on the occasions when ya slagged me. its only the internet afterall
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: are you high as a kite?

    Thanks. I suppose you're right, but still, it's nice to set the record straight in some respects.

    You fecking eedjit.

    :) :) :)
     
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    RE: RE

    he's only 6 foot
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: RE

    That's 2 feet taller than me!
     
  13. joc

    jock New Member

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    lol - great answer!!!!
     
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    3 cubic metres at the last count

    after tonights fistfecking gangbang i think she may be a little more stretched
     
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    RE: 3 cubic metres at the last count

    Is cubic metres a measure of depth ?
     
  17. joc

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    general volume

    just realised her snatch now spreads to her hips
     
  18. Gue

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    RE: are you high as a kite?

    He did a lot more than insult and your interference is neither wise nor welcome.
     
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    You retract that statement....................NOW !!
     
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    jock New Member

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    never!!!!!!
     

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