I am Jim Bowen.

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    you can't beat a bit of bully

    particularly diminutive wingers
     
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    Is Paul Reid porking your wife?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    And each time she gives him a biscuit.
    That's why he's so slow.
     
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    What kind of biscuit? nt
     
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    A soggy one nt
     
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    My favourite type, of course:

    A Gari-baldy-big-nosed-ugly biscuit.

    I'm trying to think of a big gay wombat biscuit that's probably right up your street.
    All I can think of is Chocolate Fingers.
    And a nice cup of Earl Gay.
     
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