I am The Man

I'm the fecking doggy danglers and I'm the man everyone aspires to be.

Lets facking avvvvvv it

 

with or without contraception?

 

without.

I am a fecking legend

 

And my band is fecking legendary

 

aye grimethorpe colliery brass band blow a good trumpet!

 

Lets face it yeh, I am a fecking role model.

Follow me

 

are you the messiah?

 

No, I am fecking GOD, at his very best.

 

well i'm an atheist so **** it! ur just a figment of people's imaginations!

 

No, I'm real and I'm talking to you.

I am the fecking man, and theres no denying it. I have huge fecking ballox