I ate 10 profiteroles on Saturday

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Beat that
     
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    I think that's rather unfair

    I wasn't aware there was a profiterole eating competition being held on Saturday, I don't think you mentioned it, so I didn't eat any.

    I had 2 hot cross buns yesterday though.
     
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    Last year, at a wedding

    I won the 'who can get the most profiteroles in their mouth and eat them' contest.
    I beat The Guvnor in the final with an impressive 7.
     
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    I didn't have any profiteroles on Saturday. I did however have sex with my wife. Not sure which I'd rather have had to be honest; were they cream filled or custard/creem anglais filled? And did you have them with hot chocolate sauce/cream or both?
     
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  5. Jay

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    This was also at a wedding

    Seems that weddings and profiteroles are a good match.
     
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    They were filled with cream

    And smothered with chocolate sauce.
     
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  7. Gue

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    RE: They were filled with cream

    Just like his wife probably.
     
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    RE: This was also at a wedding

    I must ensure that profiteroles are on the menu when I get married then - and then I can challenge the guests to a competition. That should impress the in-laws!
     
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    They would be puff-eat-a-rolls nt
     
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    No, she was covered

    In sweat, and spunk, lots of spunk
     
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    RE: No, she was covered

    Sweat in her eyes, stinging, but then lids stuck shut with Plankton's gooey sexual residue? I see.
     
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    does nine pancakes on Sunday morning count as anywhere close? nt
     
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    Not sure how much...

    ...spunk there was to be honest, we tend not to measure it any more, we stopped doing that when we got married.</p>
     
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    Crepe?

    I set up the punchlines for others....
     
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  15. Gue

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    I could eat fifty boiled eggs....... nt
     
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  16. Sca

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    We still measure each time

    Have a blackboard behind the bed, chalk on a piece of string - spunkometer we call it
    Outputs not what it used to be, I blame global warming
     
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  17. Gue

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    Mrs Burgundy Red's back from holiday this evening. All this gives me an idea.

    I'm going to pick her up from the airport looking smart, drive her to a posh restaurant, wine and dine her and get her a bit tipsy. Then when we get home I'll put on some smooth music, pour her another glass of wine and get her to make me some profiteroles.
     
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  18. Merde Tete

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    after 50 boiled eggs....

    ...you would be so constipated you wouldn't be able to **** for a good year.
     
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  19. Gue

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    Cool Hand Luke did......remember? nt
     
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  20. Merde Tete

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    RE: Cool Hand Luke did......remember? nt

    Dunno who he is I'm afraid. Is he some Aussie hero, like Craig McLaghlan?

    Anyway, in Russia last week it was pancake week (they don't have pancake day a whole week of eating the things!) and some guy managed 73 in an hour. Will try to find the link.
     
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