i can't see too much wrong with a few muslim laws being introduced.

i mean, it's not as if they are trying to take over the world now is it? hang on, they are aren't they. well, a few beheadings here and there may clean the streets up a bit and amputation of a hand or two, if done under clinical supervision, would certainly make it difficult for shoplifters and shopfitters alike.
and when it comes to being able to divorce the wife, just stand up, hold a copy of the racing post in your hand and say, in a ceremonial voice, give us your money and f'ck off, is quick, clean and good for both parties.
no, shariah could be a gas. i'm up for it.

 

that,s not fair, what happens if you havent got a wife to divorce, or could you divorce someone elses ? and if you fancy her you could say, "well now that you,re single how about a little bit love"

 

yes, that's seems reasonable. in fact there's a big and bouncy blonde in the office that i'm going to divorce from her husband this afternoon. i'll marry her at tea break and after we've done the nasty dance in the office supplies cupboard i can give her the heave o tonight. once i've clean out her bank account of course.
if her husband objects i'll send him a c4 note. bloke near me had a french letter bomb sent to him the other day.

 

Brill but why not let me divorce her after you ? and my mate went to a railway station and there were people stuck to the walls apparently terrorists had let a NO NAILS bomb off

 

This seems fair to me

from the BBC

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

 

I agree with you,to some extent Alhambra, but what gets in the way of my acceptance of such laws is the I am a self confessed islamophobic who has a hatred for the religion and it's followers.

 

sure, we can do it over the phone. just ask salim malik. he does it all the time.

 

i don't see that being a problem. let's face it religion can be as long term or as transitory as you want it to be. you can be a muslim for say, however long it takes to wave the sporting life around and divorce your missis then go on to be a zen buddist and demand a place to meditate at work (with smoking rights of course) and then demand to be french so that you'll never get fired.
this is just basic human rights that the authorities are obliged to let you have.
i'm turning taoist is a few minutes so that i can demand a lie down.

 

but it's friday.....

...surely that means becoming a pastafarian and worshiping the flying spaghetti monster!!

friday is the sabbath, demand the day off, dress like a pirate and look forward to the beer volcano and stripper factory.

FSM the only religion with actual evidence!! ramen.

 

let's all LOL

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/archbishop-of-canterbury-loses-mind-20080208713/

 

there would be a massive amount of marriages in Wales then......BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

RE: but it's friday.....

You dress like a pirate everyday - A poo pirate !