I fancied a quick game of poker and now I'm winning a tournament of 800

See you in the morning on the other side

 

Dunt forget thi old mates when tha wins a million

and do forget us if tha loses a mill.

Nutkins? nah nivver heard of him.

 

its abart 50 notes tut winner.

I'll see thi at cardiff.</p>

I'll be the one waving from me box.</p>

I went to delete that cos of the double entendre then realised it'd be funnier left alone.</p>

 

I bell thi

although it will be embarassing. Hiya Terry Nutkins, it's Border Terrier here, fancy a pint?

Pair of gay cnuts.

 

Send a text

saying.</p>

Hiya you don't know me but we have met on a internet site.</p>

Do you fancy a drink?</p>

BT</p>

Pair of even gayer cnuts.</p>

knowing me i'd forget to delete it then get a feckin off the handbrake when i got back.</p>

Si thi lad</p>