I feel on cloud nine

pissed as a fart, infact i might even shag the missus... but then again its only the semifinal we are in..lol

 

"shag the missus"?!?!?!?

Not bad going for a grand-favva!!!!!

 

oh aye..

still works fella..


just

 

Ah well...

.. you can't teach an old dog new tricks!!!

 

nope..

know enuff. (nodding2fingers)

 

Just done mine. She fell asleep just as I was getting my freak on.

 

What did she say?

"Pull mi nightie down when you've finished"?

 

Nightie?

'kin chain mail

 

Our lass.......

... has just fell asleep.


Time to check "Boysfood"

Google it, you know it makes sense!!