I feel the need to share this with you...

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Zadok, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Zad

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    ...to prevent you from making the mistake I did.

    Ovens get <u>hot</u>.

    <u>Do not</u> touch them with your bare hands or they will hurt you.

    Like this:

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    You have been warned
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    That looks very painful.
     
  3. Rosco

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    You have beautiful hands..

    I love the way you are caressing your mouse...
     
  4. Zad

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    RE: You have beautiful hands..

    Thank you.

    I think I love you.
     
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Just one question:

    Were you trying to w4nk onto a warm apple pie & caught the flicking wrist on the oven tray?

    You shouldn't do everything you see in the "movies", you know.
     
  6. Zad

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    RE: Just one question:

    I was getting a quiche out of the oven..
     
  7. Gue

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    Ah so grasshopper

    He was trying to carry the hot oven between his wrists.
     
  8. Jay

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    A quiche?

    Yer big girl
     
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    Oven gloves on your list to Santa maybe?
     
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    A quiche.......and beautifull soft hands.............say no more !!!

    (2gay) (2gay) (2gay)

    :pff :pff :pff
     
  11. DJ Fatty Boy

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    Emo's for you
     
  12. Zad

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    RE: Emo's for you

    Emo?!
     
  13. DJ Fatty Boy

    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    Emos

    Jet Black hair, miserable, listens to that Yank crap, Stripey socks, boys kiss each other, skin tight jeans, always crying EMOtionally. I've been trying to explain to all the lads at work what EMO's are.

    <img src = "http://cdn-10.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users11/javaanse/default/emos--large-msg-114970367636-2.jpg">

    <img src = "http://cdn-09.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users11/javaanse/default/emos--large-msg-114970358921-2.jpg">
     
  14. Jay

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    That's John Dillinger in funky specs
     
  15. Gue

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    RE: Emos

    Read some article about that int Observer. They sound like Goths.
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Emos

    eh? you need some serious eye testing.
     
  17. Gue

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    Did you do it on purpose or was it an accident. Did'nt your parents teach you not to touch things that is hot. :D
     
  18. Gue

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    RE: Emos

    Blonde hair/silver frames. Absolute disgrace.
     
  19. Jay

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    Is that a bad combo?

    What colour should the blonde haired gentleman go for?
     
  20. DJ Fatty Boy

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    They do a bit of self harming too

    you know, cos it's a right laugh

    <img src = "http://www.woo-yay.net/images/06-06-05_gaa-emo.jpg">
     

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