Goes down like he'll never walk again, springs back to his feet as soon as the freekick is given, slips as he takes it, it takes a dodgy deflection, beats the keeper, bounces back off of the post and hits the keeper and goes in. Everything he seems to touch turns to gold at the moment. And he's got one of them faces you just want to take a lawn mower to.
I think he's horrible, and an odious bloke. But he is a genuinely top class footballer when he's not rolling around on the floor.
I was just asking myself whether Suarez has gone through any process of redemption and that has gave me my answer.