I got hit 4 times by a lass once, it was in Rebeccas.

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  1. Wes

    Westie Well-Known Member

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    Did i hit her back? Never, i would and couldn't ever lower myself to hit a girl. I waited until she had started to dance, bought a pint and walked up to her. Smiled and poored the beer over her head. I turned around, walked out and went home.


    Ruined her night i reckon :)
     
    Westie, Apr 20, 2008
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  2. dreamboy3000

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    I've Some Questions

    How much was the pint?
    What was it a pint of?

    Just trying to work out if it was a waste of a good pint lol.
     
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  3. Wes

    Westie Well-Known Member

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    It was a pint of lager

    £1.50p they cost in those days..... and it was the best pint i've ever paid for. Just seeing the face of the ugly brigger bitch was worth every penny. From her being a fowl mouthed common tart who had used every swear word in the book to being a wet cat with makeup running down her face and her clothes drenced!


    Best i left tho, she probably imploded after 2 minutes. Or melted like the wiked witch of the west.
     
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  4. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    That will have annoyed her more than a crack back! Nothing worse you see, clothes ruined, make up running, fake tan washing off, hair ruined. Taxi home please
    :D :D
     
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  5. unc

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    anyway Lindsay is also a boys name

    so I wernt wrong yesturday :)
     
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  6. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen her photo, Dave?

    She's VERY attractive and can certainly stick up for herself as Blade found out!!
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: anyway Lindsay is also a boys name

    You're correct there Uncle Mort, Lindsay is a boys name and my mum spelt it the masculine way aswell
     
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  8. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    RE: Have you seen her photo, Dave?

    no, but giss it go on, I dare you :)
     
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    JLWBigLil, Apr 20, 2008
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  10. dreamboy3000

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    As...........

    Eastlower said yesterday mmmmm :D :D :D
     
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  11. Micky Finn

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    You should have used piss.

    She wouldn't have noticed the difference.
     
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  12. D/T

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    bit old for you.
     
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  13. Eaststand Lower

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    Oh aye thats a sure way of gettin into a birds pants by saying she's too old. :D

    Have you no class??
     
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    You know **** about me so **** off. Where were you out last night? Would have been good to have a drink with you.
     
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    Dreamboy finally bites

    Take a bow, DT!
     
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    Just wondered are you still seeing that 17 year old Oldham fan DB?

    Not heard you mention her for a while, and it seems recently you have got yourself a gambling addiction going on!
     
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  17. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    OLD - you cheeky get! nt
     
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  18. stevie

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    PMSL, well said D/T, he likes them under 16 does the mong....Was you out last night he says.... :D ....FFS he seems to be making out hes a man about town does the mong.... :D ....I'd like to bet it was crawling into all the corners in the pubs, hiding like.... :D ....
     
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  19. stevie

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    RE: OLD - you cheeky get! nt

    Dont think D/T was referring to you love, it was to dreamy as he tends to like his ''girls'' young....

    PS your a very fine looking woman by the way.... (jadore)....Mmmmm....
     
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  20. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: OLD - you cheeky get! nt

    I know. i have now learnt to take everything on here with a pinch of salt. used to get worked up before but not worth taking the bait. D/T ok was giving him advice last night on how to deal with his neighbours over dog/cat dispute!
     
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