Not the same, but similar, I once had a date with a warthog (thats WARTHOG, not Hartog), nothing came of it though, think it was a social gap problem, what, with me being frum'tarn an all that.
An elephant at London zoo .. was gorging itself on sanwiches, buns and other assorted rubbish being fed to it by a crowd of tourists, when it either coughed, sneezed or hiccuped - but its trunk went full length, and with a loud noise it goffed everything it must have eaten in the last five minutes, straight into me bloody mush. I was standing at the back.</p> Me mam had to take off me shirt and clean me up with a saliva assisted hanky - and we all know about our mam's saliva assisted hankies don't we chaps? I still remember wondering how tomatoes can have so many seeds.</p> I have always since looked upon elephants as dirty fat greedy bleeders that are best avoided.</p>
what did you wear on the date... Warthogs a known for their preference to sharp dressed men.....now Hartog on the otherhand is Sloppy personified, I could maybe get you an introduction there.
I got bit by a monkey when I put my fingers too close to the cage and.. I'm ashamed to say I gozzed in its face afterwards.
RE: I got bit by a monkey when I put my fingers too close to the cage and.. brilliant. Dont be ashamed. Thats funny.
Not an African grazing animal , I know But Crystal and her family once had chimpanzee /poo thrown at them by said animal , whilst visiting a zoo many years ago . Showing an uncharacteristic level of agility , all family members dived for cover .......... apart from our two year old ( at the time ) nephew , fastened in his buggy . He copped for it all in his face !!! Mark was sat there with lumps of chimp **** covering his eyes , obviously wondering why life had suddenly become so dark and smelly . All the family were howling with laughter , apart from Lorraine ( Mark's Mum ) who simply kept repeating "It's not funny , it's not funny at all !!". It never occured to her to actually remove the ape's faeces from her child's face !!!!!
I was sitting on this wall.. and a monkey walked up to me. (in indonsesia) It climbed up onto me shoulder and started looking for fleas in me hair. It did make like it found something and ate it, but it was only joking.
what was that story i heard reagrding you getting taken out by a Gorilla once? or was that the wrong "taken out"?
