I had to repost this specially for Christmas

Courtesy of the Watcher.</p>

<font face="Arial">loved AIDS – ‘DO THEY KNOW IT’S PISS SPLASH?’

(TFP) It's Piss splash time,
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(JAY) Give me your golden spray,</span></font>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(McD) At Piss splash time, </span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(DIRK) We all use lube so we don’t get bum aids,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(WINDY) And while Jay gets plenty, </span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TM) Inside his chocolate cheeks of joy,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(JD) I’ll buff my helmet up his tunnel,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(AH) At Piss splash time,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(DIRK) But say a prayer, </span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(GAZ) Pray for a bigger one,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(McD) At Piss splash time it's hard, </span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(McD) Just when we’re getting loved,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(JD) There's a turd inside Dirk’s ring hole, </span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TM) And it's a turd of sweat and beer.</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(GAZ) It keeps the gravy flowing,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(DIRK) In my salty stinging rear,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TM) And the piss splash smells that whiff there,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TFP) Are my golden sprays of doom,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(AH) I’d rather have a spank,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(AH) In John’s bedroom,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TFP) And there’ll be nowt in my Sparracuda, it’s Piss splash time,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(WINDY) The greatest dick you'll get this year is mine(Oooh),</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(JAY) But Don it never grows,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(WINDY) At least my golden river flows,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Do they know it's piss splash time at all?</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(TFP) Here's my piss in a glass for everyone,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(JAY) I can’t drink it neat, can I mix it with some cum?</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Do they know it's Piss splash time at all?</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Feed the world,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Let them know it's Piss splash time again,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Feed the world,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Let them know it's Piss splash time again,
(ALL) Feed the world,</span>
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial">(ALL) Let them know it's Piss splash time again.</span> </p><div style="CLEAR: both; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.25em"></div>


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This Is A Better Christmas Song.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT6BrL_kXh0

 

My effort to the same tune, hope you like it

It’s Christmas time,
It’s time for us to get along,
At Christmas time, we should be friends, but we’re not
And on our BBS we’re struggling, we should try to get along
So come on All let’s make friends tooooday

Let’s get along

Let’s try to be nice

There’s too much suffering in the world today
Without us adding to it on here
And us getting really nasty
The bitterness is flowing and it’s getting really bad
And the friendliness that used to be
Is fading away
So today let’s think of others instead of ourselves

It may only last for Christmas time this friendliness
But that’s a start at least, and a good one
Oooh If we don’t try
The BBS will fold
And we don’t want that do we Everyone

Let’s raise a glass to this our BBS
Raise a glass to each and everyone
After all it’s Christmas Time again

Please be nice
Let’s all try to get along
Please be kind
We don’t need to call names
Please be good
Tis the season of Goodwill
Please enjoy
It’s our BBS after all


Merry Christmas To you All.

Laura
x

 

Positive as ever Laura

Are you aiming for Kofi Annan's job in the near future?

 

Come on!

I don't think Laura is the type to be taking back handers in the "oil for food" programme!

 

You know what I meant!

 

Lovely girl , takes after her Dad

 

RE: Lovely girl , takes after her Dad

Nah, Laura's short & clever, you're big & daft!

 

Does that apply to Wednesday fans?

 

No , it bloody doesn't !!!

 

Nice one

  Good wishes to all - bar the Dee Dah's! Like it!

 

Stop beating about the bush

Say exactly what you mean .

 

I'd like to think

I've brought my children up properly !ff
Crystal's helped a little , too .

 

I've failed miserably

One's an Evertonian the other ones a Liverpool fan! hang my head in shame!

 

I did

I was even careful not to use any big words!

 

RE: Big N Daft

Yes.  Late at night when he'd had a few shandies.
Then he'd come back on the next morning and read the previous night's revelations in horror.
Wonder what happened to him?

 

Cheeky bugger

 

And

No , it isn't .