i have got to do a 5 minute presentation on any topic i like for 9am tomorrow morning

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    anyone think of any interesting topics.

    so far i have got

    cows and interesting facts about cows
     
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    Supporting a football club from the other end of the Country and belittling the locals of said club.
     
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    have you got any photos for powerpoint slide?

    apparently they add dramatic impact
     
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    Just looking for photos of fivers/ cosmopolitan city of residence better than the shithole football team I support.</p>



    Just show a street urchin, that'll do.</p>
     
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    I could send you some information on Cystinosis

    so you could really baffle your audience!
    :D
     
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    Dragons Den - The out-takes

    Dog turnstiles etc
     
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    5 ways to use a spoon.
     
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    Cows don't have upper front teeth

    Although a cow has no upper front teeth, it grazes up to 8 hours a day, taking in about 45 kg (100 lb) of feed and the equivalent of a bath tub full of water. A healthy cow gives about 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

    A cow has four stomachs: the rumen, reticulum, omasum and abomasum. The rumen is the largest stomach and acts as a fermentation chamber. The abomasum is last of the four and is comparable in both structure and function to the human stomach.

    With all its grazing and many stomachs, it is no wonder that cows are one of the main contributors to the hole in the ozone layer. Apart from CFC, the biggest culprit is hydrocarbon emissions from cars and cows. Yes, cows! Cows release some 100 million tons of hydrocarbon annually - by releasing gas. To give you an idea of how much gas a cow emits: if the gas of 10 cows could be captured, it would provide heating for a small house for a year.

    But unlike what you think, cows release hydrocarbon mostly by burping


    i think they'll love it
     
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    ooh

    i think it will go over their heads Laura :)

    i'll stick to cows
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes

    hehe


    could steal a dog of the street and use it as a prop

    started LPC on monday. **** me
     
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    The perfect pancake - info from Dillinger
     
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    That's ok

    it goes over mine sometimes!
    :pff
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes

    ah those lazy hazy student daze.....

    Leeds Met or Sheff?
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes

    Sheff uni - aye, hope the workload dies down - i thought uni was for watching trisha and lunchtime neighbours?

    been told how to write letters this morning. isn't that what a secretary is for, preferably a fit one?
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes

    the nips on mine would have your eye out.

    It's a piece of piss, seriously. you doing it part time then?
     
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    RE: Dragons Den - The out-takes

    oh aye

    full time as tc starts in leeds nxt year. should be alreet - just get all this introduction ***** out the way i guess - seems to be straightforward enough but just a lot of reading to do from what i can see?
     

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