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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Go to the nearest bank taking your cash card with you. Draw out at least £75. Then go directly from the bank to the nearest pub, hand over the £75 in repeated increments of about £2.50 in exchange for a large glass of inviting looking liquid. Consume each glass at a rapid rate, then repeat the process.

    You will soon exchange one kind of hammering for a completely different and far more pleasant kind.

    Believe me, it works - I've tried it before and will try it again tonight.
     
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    Chuck a leggy brunette in and you're on.</p>
     
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    Can't you make it

    A large breasted brunette ?
     
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    Shhhhhhh!

    Wife is looking over my shoulder!

    Set me thinking though, you may be on to something there............
     
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  5. Lon

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    RE: Shhhhhhh!

    Leggy big breasted brunette and getting completely toto'd for 75 quid

    where do you lot drink?
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Three old buggers

    Who live in their own fantasy world and are happy to do so.
    Don't rain on our parade.
     
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    Hold on a minute

    The leggy bird was not in my original £75 estimate.

    The idea of going out and trying to pull a bird didn't occur to me until Windy suggested it.

    I'll take my card with me in case I need some more cash.
     
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    I'm not raining on your parade. I'm trying to book a taxi!! nt
     
    Longfella, Feb 2, 2008
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    Longfella.........

    they are regulars are Funny Gals :D :D :D
     
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    Don't worry, we'll let you pay.

    She'll do for starters
    <img src ="http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/geminiking01/elizabeth-hurley-3.jpg">
    <img src ="http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/4412/stars/liz_hurley_topless_001.jpg">
     
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  11. Lon

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    I cant afford the taxi.. nt

    not if we're after pulling women of that quality cause I've never seen any like that in the Tarn :D
     
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    In our fantasy world

    We don't have to pay for the taxi, Liz Hurley will do it for us.
     
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    No.

    </p>

    Mine's got reight long legs and modest, pert titties.</p>
     
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  14. Lon

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    Don't tell me, you all drink Carlsberg. nt
     
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  15. *Windy

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    You're right there.

    </p>

    Last time it cost &pound;75 I was in platforms.</p>
     
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  16. JLWBigLil

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    Now there's a surprise (!) nt
     
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  17. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    US ?????

    Er, .................................. no.
     
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  18. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Ah, happy days

    <img src ="http://www.hiheelheaven.com/products/44MPB.jpg">
     
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  19. Lon

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    Windy in platforms...........

    So if Windy last got drunk for 75 quid and was in platforms
    the tipple I'm guessing was Double Diamond and stagger on to a party with a Watneys Party 7 under the arm.

    How close to the truth ?
     
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  20. *Windy

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    What would we be in them mate? 6'8"....6'9"? nt
     
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