I hereby decree we will have one of 2 seasons:

1. Nardiello and Hayes set the division alight with goals and we scrape into play offs (no f***er else is gonna score) where we lose to someone we consider sh*te in semi.

2. Nads and Hayes get FA supply. McP is shunted out to wide left as the Robbie experiment is canned. 2 games later Howard is finally fit and McP is benched. Burns makes welcome return to centre mid. Shuker stays in, as nobody has noticed he’s there in the 1st place. The defence continue to leak "silly goals" no matter who plays there. But at least it’s not Kay’s fault – he’s in midfield! Tho poor Scott Flinders is back in the stiffs following a couple of dodgy games and resultant dogs abuse from Neanderthal home fans, who then (remarkably) grumble when they see Nick Colgan take the stage. We finish 14th and are out of everything before Xmas.

 

WE will win the league , and I have put 10 quid on it.

I would like us to sign a left-back though , as I think Williams will be better on the left hand side of midfield. Plus get someone
on the right as Shuker is utter pants, and obviously he hasnt been working on his crossing in the pre-season as in the Hull and Leeds
games he put in one good ball out of at least 30 chances.