i hope i dont make a BOOB telling this story

yes we have on or two friends on here
that have well endowed pictures,of them
now the lady i am going to tell you of,
was a great old joker,she loved a laugh called a spade
and if necessary a FFFin spade
just great
i am 5 2 she was 4 11
one day i was in my out house at the back door
and i heard a Yell,a squeak,
i went outside to find this Lady flat on her Beely,she had come to see the wife,they were great pals(when you got them 2 together
you could not help but enjoy
she ,was flat on her Beely
against the door
how could i lift her or help her on her feet
she was a well made small lady
so i spragged my self against the wall and helped her up on her feet
haveing to do that meant our bodies were
to gether cheek to cheek so to speak
Now,when i got to the BOOB part,Boy oh BOY
now you have seen our elderly ladies how they have sagged
,but this lady they were like two match of the Balls
when i got my breath back
she said YOU LITTLE BUGGER you enjoyed that didnt you
sad to say the lady died within a year
she did not let the ladies down that woman

 

Bob tha just gets better nt