Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding." excellent quote.
RE: Rocket from the crypt... top band by the way , once saw them blow the power in portsmouth they played so loud ! the power was well chuffed.
RE: Rocket from the crypt... Have you heard of a band from town called Straight Razor Angels? They do the whole rockabilly thing, possiblty the best band in town at the moment. I was reading somewhere about the lead singer with RFTC, apparently he's in a new band, but I don't know any more about it.
Tuffers did that some years ago! Be he launched a rocket up his own arse instead. He still comments about it being the best bum he's ever had!