Barnsley V Chelsea, Ticket office staff at home watching the game. "FFS i hope we go out after the fiasco with the Liverpool tickets" Odejayi scores, awww FFS! The useless git cant score in a brothal normally! At full time picks phone up "Don its Debbie, i want to put my notice in!" "Debbie, you cant Vera's beat you too it" The names are purely fictional (except for Don!)