Bought my first wife a nice new battery for her radio, and my second wife a superb new TV aerial. Because they were worth it.
I bought my wife one of those big snow shovels a few years back, when we were having all those heavy snowfalls. I argued that I couldn't possibly shift all that snow as I was retired. And lazy.
The first Christmas we were together I bought our lass 2 re-moulds for her mini. The following year I got her a rat
We've had a massive nonsense thread already today. It's the one where people are trying to say good things about the berk.