I liked this one so I wrote back to Pedro....

hello Seller,
How are you doing today?I came across the advert of your used CAR
I am interested in purchasing the car you put up for sale get back to
us with your last asking price?But I would need more pictures also
with
the present conditon of the CAR.I will want you to get back to me if
you
still have the car for sale so that we may conclude on the purchase.
Also i will like you to know that am buying the car for my daughter
whom wedding is coming up in a few weeks from now.Get back to us with
your last asking price and we will also like to know the present
condition of the car get back to us,so that we can arrange for the
payment
fast,also my shipper will also coming to inspect the car on my
behalf.Because my
wife really love the car than i do,i will also want you to know that
am a far away
buyer from Spain which i will be responsible for the shippment of the
car,also payment
will me made in U,K.I will want you to get back to me so that we can
arrange for the
payment fast,i await to read from you soon.
Thanks
Mr & Mrs pedro


.....and told him to **** orf.