"Non-Stop train from Barnsley" Besides the fact that British Rail can't run a train non-stop from anywhere to anywhere else, the coppers will be called on at Chesterfield, Derby and Birmingham to quell 'fan problems' The communication cord will be pulled at least a dozen times. The chavs will be all giddy and drunk on half of white lighting and start being boorish and threatening little kids. Any 'loose' items in the carriages will have been unscrewed and pocketed, the train companies will be able to get them back from the bins in Cardiff Central. Oh, and if we comeout on the wrong side of a defeat then expect a drafty train ride back. Non-stop? my arse.