I Need A Shoe Horn

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if I can borrow the one Elliott Lee uses to get his arse in his shorts.
     
    Conan Troutman, Oct 20, 2016
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    Why don't you ask Jennings if you can buy his - it isn't being used much these days.
     
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    We don't know though - he might have banged even more weight on now and needs it to get into his baggy joggers.
     
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    He'd need an industrial winch not a shoehorn if he'd put even more weight on.
     
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    I've said it before, these new kit were only made to fit if you're the size of a jockey.
    That's a horse jockey not an elephant jockey.
    That comment is about myself and any similarity to anyone else is purely a coincidence.
     
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    Have you got too big for your boots?
     
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