I quit

Dear all,

With regret, I have decided that I can no longer use this forum, nor to continue supporting the Owls.

I have attend Wednesday games home and away since the age of 11 with my sister / wife (a season ticket holder for seven of those years), but this is the end of the tram line for me.

My decision, should you care to know, is not a criticism of the club, the manager or the players, but of the 'fans'; whose rampant and unrelenting loving could never come close to being considered support. I no longer wish to be associated with the outlook and comments of this board, or with a team supported by those that are.

Thanks to the team for the pleasure of many an exciting game (we once scored two goals in one game, eh).
I'm going to support a club whose fans don't do loving.
Yes - I'm moving to Brighton.

Yours in sport,

Jimmy Cockadoodledoo.

 

You're ****.

Going to Hillsboroo for the Brasnlye match ?

 

Yup.

No farmer though.
He's in Mech-hee-kohh.

Have you unfolded your arms yet?

 

get thissen foooked off you smelly bellend chomper nt

 

get thissen foooked off you smelly bellend chomper

go post your slavva elsewhere ,theres enough on here already

 

RE: Yup.

Can't get them parted. Unlike Denis's legs when he's letting Jon Stead stroll about our area.</p>

Might get a ticket, despite all I've promised myself.
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Agreed

**** off back to Swillsboro, you dirty pig etc.

 

"Here you go, Mr Stead"

"The key to the BFC 18 yard box".
Souza is absolute garbage.
Slow, indecisive & positionally inept.
Apart from that he's great ... and SM loves him.

I've unfolded my arms, but my brain is still trying to process the 11 trillion changes in formation that Davey implemented on Tuesday evening.
Clueless.

TM is 30, eh.
Unfortunately - he has the anus of a 92 year old.

 

He's flirty, turned thirty ...

... and every poo he has is very squirty.

Ballax - yer Baaaarnsli inbred, coal eating bumdog etc.
Any nice Birthday plans?

 

Nigel Spackman used to change formations regularly during games.

Tuesday was just like one of those games.</p>

I'm glad to see our stronger more competitive squad can take losing Hugo Colace and Stephen Foster. What a fcking shambles. Best sign a Maltese short arse, that'll sort it. But ignore the fundamental problems of no player knowing what they are supposed to do, other than pass to JCR at every conceivable opportunity.
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Your use of the semi colon was nowhere near in context.

 

A glimpse inside the mind of Simon Davey:

Full backs:
Right then. Bobby has played at right back this season & Van Homosex has played at left back.
I know - I'll swap them over for a bit of fun ... that'll work.

Midfield:
Right then. Our defensive midfielder is injured & I don't have a replacement 'cos I can't put Bobby there as he's got to play in goal, or summat, 'cos I've fallen out with Rob Kozluk's Mum. I know - I'll play 4 attacking midfielders & hope no fecker notices.
If it all goes tits up after 10 minutes - I can always put our most dangerous player, Jamal Rice-and-peas, as far away from the opposition goal as is physically possible - that'll work.

Attack:
Right then. That Jon Macken geezer hasn't scored for a billion years & has become completely ineffective - he'll be great up front with the injured new lad.
If it all goes tits up after 10 minutes - I can always keep introducing more forwards until I've got an army of them getting in each others way ... that'll work.

Plans for the next game:
Right then. If Muller gets injured I'll leave Steele on the bench & play Jamal in goal - on stilts.
Stoke proved last season that big teams are effective in this division ... so I'll sign as many small players as I can just to make sure Swansea finish above us.

Woof.
Bark.
Donkey.

Hatstand, frisnit - bgaaaarrrkk.

 

Sorry.

Twas copied & pasted.
I tried to keep as much of the original ballax for effect.

As TM about his colon.
And his semi.

 

RE: A glimpse inside the mind of Simon Davey:

Football is obviously a far more complicated matter than you understand.</p>

Do you think he's trying to make JCR look **** so nobody bids for him ? then after the transfer window has shut he'll play him in an attacking wide role where he's been effective for us ? Or will he be forced to be the one to pick the ball up off the back 4 for ever ?</p>

Hassell at left back - fck me ragged.
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You know nothing.

He's grooming Jamal to become our third centre half.
He'll be a 5 foot Franco Baresi.

Next match:

GK : Hume
RB : Macken
CH : Souza
CH : Rice-and-peas
CH : Moore
LB : Leon
RM : Van Homosex
CM: Rice-and-peas
LM : Bogseatovic
CF : Rice-and-peas
CF : Potter

If you have to change the formation in the first 10 minutes - you've obviously got something very wrong.
Did Simon admit this in his interview? No - he can't be wrong, as his strikers are being guided by God.

 

RE: You know nothing.

It wasn't the formation, it was the personnel.</p>

Denis and Darren. Does not work without Stephen Foster organising them.
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is Carib actually TFP?

either way, he's making me piss with laughter

yes, literal piss.

 

You attend with your wife/sister. Would that be the same person......... </p>

 

Ahem nt

 

Which formation?

I wouldn't have been shocked if the back 4 had lined up & peeled off their skirts - a la Bucks Fizz.
Denis is weak & error prone ... not exactly the traits you look for in a centre half.
He also looks like a Mongoloid Tranny.

Don't you think our team looks a bit, well ... gay?