I think I can say goodbye to all conversation with my daughter

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  1. fir

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    8 years old today & is currently sitting on the sofa, with headset & Nintendo DS. Not had a peep out of her all night. :)S)
     
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    Get her playing cricket

    Ahhh, the fresh air, the thwack of leather on willow, the gentle ripple of polite applause, long balmy afternoons on the deck chair, cucumber sandwiches, lashings of tea, and the famous barely audible "snick" which is the world's 2nd most beautiful sound.

    How can a Nintendo compete with that?

    P.S. Can she do teas in mid April? Oh, we need a scorer too.

    P.P.S. Many happy returns
     
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    When Summer comes

    The Nintendo will be a distant memory. In fact I can see 3 kids running around the cricket pitch, lap after lap. I can actually see her & her cousin doing scoring - the two of them arguing over how many balls in the over. Not the worst idea you've come up with. One day, I'll bring them down to watch a game & teach them how to score. I remember my brother teaching me & insisting we took a book with us to watch test matches. (doh)
     
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    She'll be back when shes 25!
     
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    Right. Off to buy a bouncy castle

    and a slide, trampoline, climbing frame etc.
     
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    RE: Right. Off to buy a bouncy castle

    Now that's something to put in your funding bid! That IS the future.
     
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  8. Gue

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    phew thats ok then...Thought tha were gonna say she worra Wednesday fan.... thank God not

    Geek,Gay,Druggy,criminal yer could 'appen live wi.....but God Forbid her ever wantin to be a Wendy fan....rest easy lass
     
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    Rest easy yourself

    She's a Red.
     
  10. Gue

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    PRAISE TO THE lORD..HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST....i WILL SLEEP EASY NOW

    :)
     
  11. fir

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    Well

    I'm all for boosting attendances at Oakwell - that's a significant increase thanks to me.
     
  12. Gue

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    Aye! well done lass...tek the rest of the night off...no dishes for you tonight Missy

    :)
     

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