I think i have swine flu

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  1. chr

    chris_bfc_87 New Member

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    Rang the hotline and i have 3/4 of the Symptoms. :(:(
     
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    Do the £20 note test.

    Best way to diagnose.
     
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    chris_bfc_87 New Member

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    Please explain if you could, mate

    Or are you been sarcastic?
     
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    Not sarcastic.

    Basically you give someone £20. That person then goes to the bottom of the garden and leaves it there for 10 minutes or so.

    If you can be arsed to go and pick it up, you haven't got swine flu.
     
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    chris_bfc_87 New Member

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    (doh) (doh) (doh)
     
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    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    Bart, Lisa and Marge?
     
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    LOL - LIKE IT

    I've just had the swine flu and I can safely say that I wouldnt have made it to the bottom of the garden for a grand, let alone £20
     
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    Whats your address? I'll pop down and take the grand nt
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    bookies will never survive without you nt
     
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    Its right.

    Its amazing how much better people feel when money is involved.
     
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    Exactly!! nt
     
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    I've heard of that test, although it involved a tenner.</p>

    Mind you, being frum Tarn I think I'd mek an effort even if it wor 10 bob. </p>

    :D </p>
     
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