I think I'm growing a tail....

Just recently. I think my coccyx is growing and it's becoming a bit painful to sit on, especially on hard surfaces such as bar stools and beer garden benches. As my arse approaches middle age, I would have thought it would be ample enough to cushion the poor bum bone from such treatment, but no. I did slip classically in the snow early this year and it might be a recurrence of that little injury. Either that, or I'm an evolutionary step ahead of the rest of humanity which wouldn't surprise me either. Maybe David Icke was right. I might have to google this.

 

can you hang from trees from it yet

I always fancied that... I wish I could grow one. Is there any stuff out that I could use, yer know like Regain or summat.

 

Re: can you hang from trees from it yet

No. I'm not completely adverse to the idea, may I add. I've got a feeling it's going to be reptilian in nature. I don't think I will be able to hang from trees, but it could be a useful weapon.

 

ahhhh but.....

reptilian tails fall of when owt pulls them... have you tried jerking it off yet and see if it re-grows??

 

Re: ahhhh but.....

No, it is currently just a stump.

 

aye your lass did mention that fact

 

Let's see your tail ;-) pm me

 

Probably a response to you talking out of your arse for years...

 

You mean behind surely?

 

Of course not. This tail is growing. If I was behind in the evolutionary scale, it would be in recession. And not even for about 8 million years. Come on, keep up!

 

No it's a tail! back in the mists of time before really old stuff and Spangles, whatever we evolved from had one. We no longer do, just a wee useless bit that reminds us that we once did, except yersen who's hastily growing one. So in evolutionary terms you're millions of years Behind the curve. Unless evolution is planning for us to have one yet again ofc in which case I stand corrected, or in years to come partially supported by my new tail.

 

The second bit. Some people have webbed feet, some a sixth finger and I'm growing a tail. In years to come, it will be those without tails that will be ridiculed.

 

I'll go along with that. If we all get much fatter we'll need a third point of contact with the floor to stop us all falling over.

 

Took 5 years for the doctors to find out I had a chordoma,don't just sit on it,get it checked out...

 

That sounds like the 'I know a bloke who has' type of comment..so I've read beyond it, and can understand how worried you must be now you have the tail to match the web feet and six fingers...all I ask is you don't let the Owls fans know...the six fingers are out of the bag already,but as far as I know the tail and web feet are still Tarn secrets!!
PS steroid injection in the coccyx works wonders..or at least it did for a bloke I know!!!