I think we should have an Ian McMillan day......

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....in honour of the Bard of Barnsley and his tireless work to shake off the flat-cap image perpetuated by ignorant southerners.</p>

We could all talk in rhyme,</p>

Most of the time,</p>

Don't bother to scan</p>

And force a word in at the end so it rhymes, man.</p>

 

We're off to Wem-ber-lee
So **** off thee
Windee!

 

Didn't McMillan write in The Chronicle about how mono-cultured Barnsley was ?

And how we'd all be better off if we were more like him and oh so enlightened ?</p>

I've seen him at games. I'm sure he's a true Barnsley fan. **** poetry and shitter social commentator. imho.</p>

I'm obviously jealous of him having a bit.</p>

edit-tastic</p>

 

That's a dreadful attempt!

Doesn't rhyme at all...in a tent!

 

Yes I know

But what a blow</p>

From a man what know</p>

How far to go.</p>

 

leave poor bloke alone, tha knows,

your hurtful bile and spite just shows,

you're nowt but a load o philistines,

now I'm off to walk dog, down't lines.