I used to wake each morning and really got to town

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Here and there with different smells and no one on the ground (WTF? They should have employed Richard Kell)
    But now there's new Insignia
    And it's all over now

    Insignia's got everything shampoo to shower gel
    Deodorant and aftershave the one all over smell
    There's new Insignia
    And it's all over now

    How come I can remember that **** but I've no idea where I put my keys!?
     
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  2. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Was walking rarnd singing "I`m a secret lemonade drinker, R Whites R Whites" tother day, on and off all day god knows why but I couldn`t stop doing it. That`ll be me singing for the rest of today narr anall.

    Must be the drip drip TV advertising that locks it in the memory bank along with a load of other useless ****/*****.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Mar 24, 2014
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    thats marketing for you! :)
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I can remember the Buddhist 8 fold path.
    However, I can't remember my home phone number.
    Or how many wives I've murdered.

    Ridiculous.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 24, 2014
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