i wanna tell u a real stand up tale

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    I know we have younger readers,so i will try to make it decent,as it was
    Back in the old mining days,and i mean the day shifts,most young men came home from work and went for a few hours kip,now if you were Married,it did not matter to others what little bits of fun,you ad with your Partners,as in this case, where the happy young Married couple,lived in a one room ,2 bed room house,in Robinson Square Birdwell,a long time ago,HE having done a shift down number 4 Pilley,came home and went to bed, she had the washing out,and it would be 6 30 ish pm,when she was busy Ironing,in the one roomed house,when she heard Betty,Batty,putting the iron down,went to the Bottom of the stairs,looked up and there was Hubby posing in the Nude a La ATLA STYLE..now as i said ,nowt to do with any one just a chuckle between them selves.....(remeber that)..now life goes on,and can ypu imagine the same scenario about 6 weeks later, exactly same thing.EXCEPT,a female friend had called in for a chat,Now Hubby fast asleep did not know this.....Betty doing her ironing,when she heard BETTY,from Hubby, alas having forgot the last time,said to her friend see what he wants love....the freind looks up the Stairs, and doing an even bettr pose than last time,lets say he got a standing ovation.....
     
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    And that bloke was you wasn't it?
     
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    he was close very close......i got this story from his wife at the Funeral,of my brother
     

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