I was ankle deep in human waste...........

.....the toilet had been clogged.

Marrowbone jelly all over the place,

I don't even have a dog.

The man downstairs he brabbed my arm

and said, "Don't I know your dad?"

All I could hear was the fire alarms,

The day my pad went mad.

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Nowt like a bit of JCC at twenty past four on a ******* Friday morning eh readers?

They can get ready tonight.