"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me two mongooses." I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again; "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongeese." Nope, that still didn't sound right; "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongi." Ahh, **** it, I thought, "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose. P.S. Send me another one."