Still, whatever formation they use, Pavarotti's coffin-bearers have their work cut out. I know, but at least it's not about the McCanns.
When they've buried him: Will he be "Pavarotting"? Did he just sing, or was he also a de-composer? I'm spent.
Pavarotti's at the Pearly Gates and St.Peter hands him over to God and says "here's the tenor I owe you".
Apparently the hearse had to be especially made for him - the new Nissan Dorma.</p> </p> *gets coat*</p>