Idea for a late night post watershed game show on Channel Five

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    "Flash Your Gash for Cash with Fash, Nash and Bash."

    Female contestants enter a vaginal beauty contest judged by ex-Wimbledon centre forward and Gladiators "Awooga" merchant John Fashanu, crusty 70's popster Graham Nash off of Crosby Stills Nash & Young and pointy-headed Syrian president Bashir Al-Assad to win a jackpot cash prize of up to sixteen pounds fifty.
     
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    Martin Bashir's just been on - gutted to have missed out.
     
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    I think it'd be a better show if the three panellists were stoned.

    "Flash Your Gash for Cash with Fash, Nash and Bash on hash."
     
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    Stoned to death would be more Bash's style...
     
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    Or whilst dining on an old fave

    "Flash Your Gash for Cash with Fash, Nash and Bash eating Taty Ash"
     
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    That's just silly...
     
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