Idea for a Saturday night talent contest show

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    "Sing, Sing, Or Show us your Ring, with Bing, Ding and Ted McMinn".

    Contestants line up to win cash prizes for their singing talent; but whilst the winners take the plaudits the losers must expose their chocolate starfish to an awestruck audience. The judging panel includes Chinese snooker sensation and professional Jacob Burns impersonator Ding Junhui, dead Christmas related crooner Bing Crosby and ex-Derby midfielder and Charlie Bishop-hater Ted McMinn.
     
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    I've heard Ming Campbell is interested
     
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    Have you approached Mervyn King? He's about to retire & might have a bit of time on his hands.
    How about Yuvraj Singh?

    This, unlike Dirk, has legs.
     
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    Aslong as you're not putting this forwad to the football league, I'm happy
     
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    By the way:

    You may have copyright issues.
    I pitched my new show "Dance, Dance or Drop Your Pants ... with Charles Dance, Lance Armstrong & Jack Vance" nearly 3 months ago.

    I'll see you in court.
    Letter is in the post to your Mam.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Re: By the way:

    Yes, but that was a copy of my ITV pilot "Sing in Tune or Let's See You Moon", with moustachioued Australian and infamous in-flight entertainer David Boon, mildly amusing MILF actress Doon MacKichan and Cockney living corpse June Brown.
     
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    Re: By the way:


    Were Richard Digance and Holly Valance unavailable?
     
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    Re: By the way:

    Agreed, but that was stolen from my concept show "Climb Up Rock or Show Us Your ****" with spack-faced Gok Wan, AIDS zombie Rock Hudson & bespectacled buffoon Sean Lock.
     
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