Idea for half-time entertainment

"On me Fred, son"

Where two Barnsley supporting contestants get five attempts to chip the ball onto the bonces (deceased in some cases) of Messrs Elliott, Trueman, Dibnah, Perry and Flintoff).

Five points for hitting the Fred on the nut, two for the boll.ocks and one anywhere else on the personage. The winner gets £5 to spend in the club shop.

 

Did you hear that bit when that guy said it didnt go in the shed, it went through the window. I was in stitches.

 

On me inbred son

Where two contestants from Alabama, USA attempt to chip the ball onto the child that they fathered with their own sister. The winner receives £10 to spend on Blues music.

 

Here a radical idea

How about a bit of entertainment either side of haif time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

RE: Here a radical idea

You didn't like the 45 mins advert either side of half time for the circus that's on the car park this week then?

 

On me dreds, son.

Grant McCan't & Dwayne Dibbley try to hit Bob Marley on the bonce.
The winner gets to play in the Championship until May.
The loser get to play in the Championship until May, but gets subbed after less than an hour in every match.

 

On me Ted son

Where Mr Bundy gets to select either 2 supporters who boo after 3 minutes or 2 individuals from the executive boxes to do with as he pleases.

 

On me head, cum

Where two members of the crowd get to aim their filthy yoghurt at one of the warming -up substitutes. The one with the most accurate jizz-shot wins £10 to spend on adult DVDs at Pulse and Cocktails.

 

On me bread son

Fans have to hit a slice of hovis from 5 yards.

Winna gets a 5 pound HMV Voucher or a state of the are fitted kitchen from Wickes.

 

On me Peder, son,

Gord Shepherder gets 3 attempts to offer an acceptable contract to the Bolton Wanderers striker / full back.

The winner gets a £10 voucher to spend on a Championship standard centre half.
And a mobile phone to contact Austin in the club bar.

 

On me bed, son

In which the new signings see who can be the first to get injured and onto the physio's treatment table.

The winner gets a 2 year contract

 

In't that Wickeses nt

 

In't that Wickeses nt

 

In't that Wickeses nt

 

On me moped son

Gordon does one.

 

sod that

i'd like cheerleaders, Toby having a punch-up with the opposition mascot, and 60 lashings for the chairman.