Ideas for next season - a ten step route to success

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  1. troff

    troff Well-Known Member

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    1. Decide what the budget is

    2. Spend it all on paying a club to take Tom Kennedy off our hands... (Don't start I'm not serious. Well, not completely).

    3. Play the kids. The lad George smith played 60 odd games for the u18s and u21s, get him in. He cannot possibly be a worse full back than TK. It's about time rnl got a run in the team. And digby could tear the division up if he was ever fit.

    4. Realign our expectations on a monthly basis until about February when we'll settle for not being relegated again.

    5. Reminisce about the time our team was full of special human beings.

    6. Have a nice solid run in the JPT but get knocked out of the Capital One cup by Luton, and lose in the first round of the FA cup away at Grimsby.

    7. Make sure we don't play any night games so Stephen Dawson's imminent tag doesn't make the police appear for a missed curfew, or, re-sign him on day release from HMP Moorland Open (subject to legal proceeding outcomes).

    8. Commit to not wasting money on loan signings as it wastes budget on short term fixes unlikely to work, and then...

    9. Panic after losing a game. Sign three people nobody has heard of on loan from a premier league club's u18 side.

    And finally

    10. Disclose what it is that Barry Taylor actually does.
     
  2. Cun

    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    #10 is futile you feckin idiot!

    #1-9 are feasible you feckin genius!
     

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