If anyone is wondering

and they are probably not.

I got chucked out of Hed Kandi in Huddersfield last night for "feeling a bird's arse"

As I'd been stood next to my wife all night, if I had, the punishment would have been more severe!

The underling bouncer then gave the game away when slinging me out when he said "that'll serve you right for your lip" and the main one went then "shush!"

I had indeed been chelping at them all night, they don't like it up em!

(rockon)

 

is'nt what you did described at best, an assault and at worst a sexual assault. Pitty the person to whom you assaulted did'nt bring charges and then you could have been placed on the same register as T.T. UP you smart arse.

 

I've done worse than that on the works Crimbo do....

And the lass in-question keeps goin' on abart it!

Must have hit the reight buttons...

 

I suppose an old ******* like me is now out of touch. You got home ok then?

 

read the post you daft ****, the only arse my hand was remotely near was my wifes.

Are you barking up thje wrong tree?

heh heh

 

excuse the word touch, no pun intended

 

shouldnt that be only arse your PAW was near?

ff

 

I also enjoy pissing up the wrong tree.

 

Aye.

We switched ends at 'aif time. Then acquired an Alfreton nutter on abart how all seater stadiums were killing off the modern game....

He said the differences of fitness showed between us and them, semi and fully professional clubs. I thought we wor sh*te...

And he said "Wednesday are a big club" Grrrr......

 

RE: shouldnt that be only arse your PAW was near?

Yea, my paws, all 4 of of them, too many paws, too few arses.

I'd had a run in with the "security" for standing "near the top of the stairs"

them my missus tried dancing on a raised area but was slung off because "only the owners girlfriends can dance there" (after being told it was a Health & safety" directive).

I went, I chelped, I didn't conquer, and I was removed from the venue.

Grrr! but funny