If anyone would be really kind

I've just got back from a 2 week holiday so have missed the first two games of the season.

So I'd be very grateful if someone could take a bit of their time to give me a couple of opinions on both matches or brief match reports.

and also tell me about the new signings please.

I feel weird not being up to date on all the news.

Thanks in advance.

 

I've only been to the Coventry game, so I can only comment on that:

We were *****.

 

Not exactly what you want, but try this:

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=79804&posts=10#M512528

Cheers

 

I'll field this one. Don't bother reading the others.

Signings:

Don Johnson (Cardiff, free) - Very good striker, looks to have pace.
Adebayo Akinfenwa (Cheltenham Rangers, £200k) - Decent left winger, but doesn't like tackling.
Creamy Mullerice (Lillywhites, £175k) - Tall keeper with multiple hands.
Dominic Tyson (Sparracudaspor, free) - Very short right back, long flowing hair.
Fred Souza (Sharla Wah, free) - Argentinian midfielder, not played yet due to broken shin-pad.
Hans Christianson Anderton (Portsmouth, £300k) - Ex-Spurs player, big wages - small hampton.
Miguel Foxbox (Fethethetheth, £400k) - Has scored 7 goals already, looks the part.
Tidybird Broomhandle (Rotterdam or anywhere, 36p) - Attacking midfielder. Half Asian.
Riderzov Rohan (Oxford, free) - Tall centre half. Slow turner, left footed but right handed.

Coventry game - very unlucky. We played well but had 17 players sent off for excessive petting in the deep end.
Darlo game - played a reserve team. Coulson hat-trick, looks ready for the first team.
Colchester game - was a bit gay.

I really hope this helps.

Yours in Association Football,

Stevey T.

 

You got a mention in...

... last week's Challenge write up, for starting out in fifth place on the league table

 

RE: You got a mention in...

Nice one (Y)

Couldn't believe it when I saw myself there.

Not bad to say it's my first season at it (Y)

 

That's

great thanks (y)

Has Muller played yet and what about that new striker we've got? Has he not played yet?