If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?.....nt

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  1. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Does it say in the Bible that God doesn't want us to eat meat? If so didn't know that
     
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    because sh*t tastes like well sh*t
     
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    I think it says man has authority over everything on earth.

    You could take that either way. You have to take care of everything or you can do what you want with it. And it has been taken either one way or the other by different religious groups.
     
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    God? Nah doesn't exist. Too much evidence around evolution etc.
     
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    Is this some cunning play on the racsism debate? nt
     
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    Windy watched Live at the Apollo last night. nt
     
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    RE: Is this some cunning play on the racsism debate? nt

    dont you just hate it when you spell something wrong.
     
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    Ha ha! Correct! Couldn't stop laughing at that. nt
     
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    Nothing so clever mate. Just repeating something I heard last night.

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    If God had wanted me to eat animals he'd have made them out of cheese.</p>
     
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    He made them out of meat so that their flesh could be cut up into small pieces that could be easily eaten using chopsticks.
     
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    so where did we come from then

    you cant tell me we can from apes... 13.7 billion years nothing then all of a sudden we make an appearance. Plus we still have apes.

    the dinosaur fosils could have just been put there to test our faith! ;)

    I prefer to think we (or our dna) was put here by someone - probably by an alien race rather than god.
     
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    Who was it that said it Windy? And did they try to pass it off as their own line?

    It's from the simpsons years ago
     
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    You seriously need to read up on modern evolutionary theory nt
     
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    It predates the Simpsons

    It's a very old joke. A good one though.

    No one tried to pass it off as their own. It was one of those texts they do at the end.
     
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    Diversity of species

    You great nutjack
     
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    We came from God and black people came from apes. nt
     
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    Gorillas can't swim either!

    I'd never put the 2 together before.
     
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    Why do we have canine teeth? To rip the flesh off a tomato? nt
     
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