That sock monster, It comes all the time, only seems to like my socks in my boys socks, wife are always ok.
This is where we differ... I haven't a problem with the sock monster... It's the sock returner I take issue with. After 2 weeks of knowing the sock monster has eaten his fill, I throw the odd ones into the sock monster den, only for even worserer sock returner to return the original sock..........
.......the man that gave me that awful name I'm think I'm gonna name him Bill, or George anything but Sue, I still hate that name.....