If I was a girl

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I’d let Alex Mowatt do whatever he wanted.

    Because I’m not, it’s not that gay.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 3, 2021
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    You want a pegging.
     
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    A wand of a left fook
     
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    Laura says she'll do anal for Mowatt but not me? Work that out! Might be my twelve inch penis...who knows?
     
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    Keep her away from him as we can't afford him getting an hernia.
     
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    Can I choose Big Val instead?
     
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    What for anal? ;):D
     
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    Because of recent results I'm pleased to report I've been able to reduce my viagra consumption by 73%.
     
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    Back to school for you, 1cm does not =1".
     
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    Too true :D
     
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    We should all try at least once.

    Im shitting far better now so every cloud.
     
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    Would you let him piss in your mouth?
     
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    Lol.

    Thats a very precise figure
     
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    I measured it very accurately...
     
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  15. Terry Nutkins

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    If he’d been on the wine.

    Tbf I’d even let you pïss 7% proof urine in my gob.
     
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    If I took viagra I'd need a Hannibal Lecter carriage to get my stiffened body to the loo. And then I'd piss on the ceiling.
     
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    We're in luck, mine's about 25%
    Locke Park tomorrow about 19:00? Bring some galoshes.
     
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  18. Terry Nutkins

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    That’s a hard on to compute
     
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  19. Terry Nutkins

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    There’s nothing more I want to do; than you piss wine into my mouth whilst having someone test the strength to make sure it’s exactly 25% proof.
     
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  20. Terry Nutkins

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    I’ve a hard enough task trying to get the chlorine levels of the hot tub correct.

    For some reason I wrote this in the same voice as Joe Lycett.
     
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