If Simon Davey reads this board...

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  1. big

    bigdave8322 Active Member

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    Isnt it about time you gave us some honest answers instead on sweeping things under the carpet. I.e Kim Christensen, Andy Johnson

    You rant on about how we are going to tonk somebody i cannot while you are in charge, negative tactics and what game was you watch we had one chance on saturday that was Rigters head at goal.

    anyone want to add any others??
     
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  2. Gue

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    He wants locking up

    It's a forum for fans to let off steam and call things as they see them - rightly or wrongly.</p>

    Why a professional football club manager/owner/head of meadia/director would read an internet bulletin board and take note beggars belief.</p>

    They have a football club to run and manage. Get that right and there'll not be anything on an unofficial site to get upset about.
    </p>
     
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  3. big

    bigdave8322 Active Member

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    barnsley got an head of media???
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    No wonder we're rubbish.

    After spending most of the day on the interweb & conducting his office based exercise sessions - when does he actually work with the team?

    I for one would replace him with Johnny Coachman, if he's still alive.
     
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  5. Isl

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    I think he comes to life after a win.

    You gaylord
     
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    Good morning, have they let you out on licence ?

    ...or are you tagged ?</p>

    Anyway during your long tem absence nothing much has changed we're still ****, I'm looking forward to your comments on the current situation at the club.</p>
     
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  7. JLWBigLil

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    'Office based exercise sessions'

    I have no idea what you're talking about.




    You handsome, well endowed, hirsute stallion.
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    It's a bit dull on here these days.

    Has anyone been threatened with legal action by our own club since I've been gone?

    By the way - we should point the club in the direction of Mecca.
    Mecca Bingo.
    Five and one - twenty six.
     
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    I'm not sure, Red Rain might be in Guantanamo Bay for saying he wasn't impressed with the youth set up.

    We also have a newspaper, it generally reports that everything is ace. You know, like they do in China.
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Hello there David.

    I hope you & your family (life sized blow up dolls) are all well.

    I blame the credit crunch for our current plight.
    Either that or the toffee crisp.
    I can't decide.
     
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  11. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: 'Office based exercise sessions'

    Erm - I think Simon is doing more work with the tactics board, or summat.
    That's what I meant.
    Oh yes.

    It doesn't matter anyway - I've got loads of shares in the Halifax that will pay for me a top lawyer, like Johnny Cockrun.
    I'll have to check how they're doing.

    Does your son still look like a 7ft version of Harry Potter?
     
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  12. Gue

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    Mark Stokes will get medieval on your ass nt
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    "There are no tanks entering Baghdad"

    "There are no houses being built on BFC land"

    "Dirk Hartog is extremely thin"

    "These 10 Zimbabwean dollars will buy me lunch & a few pints"

    "Rob Kozluk can head a ball"

    "IOWT's child is his"
     
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  14. Isl

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    Nice to have you back.

    Now **** off.
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    It's okay - he's signed for Sheff Utd now.

    Who the **** is Mark Stokes?
    Is he plotting to blow up the houses of parliament?

    If you re-arrange the letters of the words "Mark" & "Stokes" you get "Gret big joey".
    Just thought I'd point that out.
     
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  16. Gue

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    RE: It's okay - he's signed for Sheff Utd now.

    Mr Stokes is responsible for Barnsley Football Weekly.</p>

    All the inside stories from Oakwell....
    </p>
     
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  17. Zad

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    But he's nothing to do with the club, apparently..
     
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  18. SuperTyke

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    he also ISNT a club employee

    although the chronicle seems to think that Simon Davey, Barnsley FC manager told them that he was. This was on the day that Mark Stokes was carrying out club duties at Lazarus' school.
     
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    He certainly does

    His Mum is so proud of him.
     
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  20. The Full Ponty

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    "Barnsley Football Weekly"?

    But we're only playing once every few months.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 1:
    We were ****.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 2:
    We were **** again.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 3:
    We were even more **** than in week 1.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 4:
    We were really ****.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 5:
    We were completely ****.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 6:
    We played really well & won, somehow - although it's been coming.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 7:
    Oh dear, we were **** again.

    Barnsley Football Weekly:
    Week 8:
    We were ****.

    I'd buy that for a dollar.
     
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