If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see it?

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  1. rot

    rothred Active Member

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    "Don't raise your expectations because we didnt have a lot of money to spend on making it."


    You wouldn't, would you?.
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Low budget films are the best.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Maybe they should go all out and say this is the shittest film ever and then that would fill the cinema with curiosity.


    Is this the shittest Barnsley side you`ve ever seen? Got a better ring to it than Stronger Together.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Yes, some of the best moves it's at Can are some of the cheapest made.
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Take john Carter for example, or even waterworld, massive budgets, total flops.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    I think the thread makers just been cream pied.
     
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    you are missing the point, the film advertisers implication...

    by telling the punters not to raise their expectations, is that, its not going to be very good.

    You wouldn't pay top whack for that, would you?
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    It would be a straight to Dvd release.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Don't forget they have to mention - we did have Robert De Niro, Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp featuring but they get replaced halfway through by some actors you've never heard of.
     
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    Public Service Announcement Film

    on behalf of Barnsley FC by Keith Hill.

    Probably go summat like this.

    I am great but we have no money, unlike the other teams in the league ..... Pause whilst he thinks of the last bit..........who have money and ex Premiership players but not my greatness.

    Could win a DAFTA.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    HT getting all cultural on yo' ass
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    depends if you were a massive fan of the director, had watched his films for years.

    Then I think yes you probably would
     
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    It depends

    ... I mean, if after watching the low budget movie and expressed thoughts on it, I could be told that it was my fault in the first place for turning up and generating expectation, that would help.... or maybe someone shouting at me as I left the cinema, that I'm living in the past expecting all films to be as good as they were 15 years ago.....
    I'd definitely be up for that.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Cream pie aye.
     
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    Re: It depends

    Depends if it was the first time I'd been to such a cinema and I was shocked to discover that my wife of 11 years was the main star or not. I guess.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Definitely. I bought an unlimited card that I get a really good discount on paying on the door so I'd be up for watching any old **** to get me out of the house.
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Would Lindley Catering supply the usherettes?
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    I'd probably go if I could turn up pissed 5 minutes after it had started and could stay stood up infront of my seat
     
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    Re: If the local cinema advertised a film as follows, would you pay top whack to see

    Standing sections in the cinema, its the future I tell thi.
     
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