If there's one thing I've learnt from reading this board

Don't ever do a report on the academy. You'll get some right ******* numpties having a go at you for what to me seems like reasonable writing.

 

One other thing I've learnt:

There is no such thing as Lesbian Soup.

I wish there was, but there simply isn't.

 

Ayup Carib

Lesbian Goulash is what you want. Thought you'd wait while next Monday or Tuesday to show yourself.

 

How many bites are you hoping for this time?

 

Carib Owl and The Real Carib Owl in one posting. Bloody hell.

 

Nah.

Like Kayo - I thought I'd make a piss poor cameo performance.

How is the world of Association Football.
Is it any better than ****, like it used to be?

Godspeed.

 

Seems Jay is after some kind of bite.

I think it's an 80's style love bite - to go with his clothes & hair.

What are your thoughts on Lesbian Soup?

 

RE: Nah.

It'll be even shitter when we don't turn up against Wednesday next Tuesday.

 

RE: Seems Jay is after some kind of bite.

I prefer an MFF fricassée

 

You've lost me

What do you mean?

 

Is it true your proper name is "Thessie"

You just can't pronounce it right?

I like a nice bisexual sautee, served in a transvestite jus.

 

For desert:

A latent homosexual brulee.

I personally would like to see a picture of the Site Administrator on the slopes.
That would really cheer me up.
Failing that - maybe a picture of him at a major festival?

BFC rumour:

Toby Tyke is knobbing Danny Nardiello.

 

Dats true.

I love it when you lot mock our accents and look forward to the free electrocution lessons next week.

 

Funnily enough, Thessie

I know a little bit about linguistics. The way you talk is known as "(dh)" in academic sociolinguistic circles. Here's a bit of background on studies - funnily enough most of them are done in the USA rather than Sheffield, I'm not sure why.

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=...&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=4&ct=result