If things weren't already bad enough

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I haven't got a door bell so how will I know if whoever's knocking is a demonic black eyed ghost child or our gurt's mother ? 2 sides to same coin to be fair.
     
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    Other than the football life in this country has not been this good in years
     
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    It's probably just various sightings of David Perkins wearing sunglasses.
     
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    Well there seems to be a solution

    In the United States, there have been several reports of the ghouls appearing at people's doors and asking to come inside

    Just tell em to fek off!
     
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    I'm not scared of any children, don't matter what colour eyes they've got.

    Same with Zombies, far too slow to cause a problem, a fast walk is enough to get away.

    Let's face it, you'd have to be pretty stupid to be outsmarted or harmed in away by children and zombies.

    Not keen on Vampires though, especially the Nosferatu types.
     
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    It's the demonic possesions we need to worry about.......who are the two ??


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    Clearly not seen World War Z then.
     
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    The Romero/Walking Dead slow zombies are ok, you can usually outrun them. The newer "remake"/28 days Zombies are much faster and harder to avoid unless you encounter a stampede of them.

    Just finished reading a series of books (Day by Day Armageddon) where the zombies were nuked and the radiation made them faster, smarter and stronger (and heavily radioactive). Those were bad.
     
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    Conan for sure, dunno about the other.
     
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    The arrow seems to be pointing towards a town near the west/south Yorkshire border ;)
     
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    Re: Well there seems to be a solution

    I wonder if the majority of these sightings are on Oct 31st?!

    My favourite bit was the bloke described as a "Ghoul boffin"!



    I think my house is possessed, last night I had some cereal and left a dirty bowl in the sink, when I got up this morning it was clean and in the drainer, I reckon it was a poltergeist that washed it, either that or my wife before she went to work!
     
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    I haven't seen any of these new-type Zombies that you & Plankton Pete mention.

    I'm quite worried now, as I thought my zombie avoidance skills that have stood me in good stead down the years were still adequate.

    Better do a little more research, sounds like they've upped their game.
     
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    Have you seen them ******* ones on The Strain?!
     
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    The film zombies are the fast ones. Those in the books are the slow, stupid type, but they are also immune to cold/wet and crowds of them were walking along the ocean floors ...
     
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    Bloody hell, no I haven't.

    I'm a bag of nerves now with all this talk of new-fangled vampires and zombies.
     
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    Not read the books but I read elsewhere that the book zombies were slow.
     
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    Read the book first and was disappointed in the film. It was only vaguely related to the books, but I still enjoyed it in its own right.
     
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    Are you seriously trying to tell me you've never been outsmarted by a kid? Sorry I'm not having that.
     
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    Yep seen em, proper nasty barstewards them ones
     
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