If we had 5000 more home fans a week we could afford x,y,z

a. blame the stay aways
b. blame the man u fans in barnsley
c. blame wednesday fans in barnsley
not supporting your home town club tut tut

 

I blame the bummers. If they weren't so busy loving each other on a Saturday afternoon attendances would be higher.

What they'd save on poppers and lube would pay for entry to the FA Cup replay.

 

i saw two blokes loving in the ponty end toilets on saturday at half time

 

I don't mind that. At least they're paying good money to bum each other while watching the TARN. And the game did get pretty boring.

 

it should be put forward to PC that the WELL should have a gay club attached to it in order to realise some more capital for TARN. i think it's called flushing the assets and there's definitely enough gay interest at the well. nardiello to do grand opening with friend sporting open top and beads.

 

At what point ...

... does a game get so boring that you revert to getting loved?

Gord: Ar tell thi, Bazza - this here game is rubbish
Baz Taylor: Erm - what sport is it again?
Gord: Am reyt fed up - wiv just paid therteh six pence for Dwayne Chambers from Bury - and look how slow he is
Baz: Maybe his drugs don't work?
Gord: Twenty past four
Baz: I'm sorry?
Gord: I'm so bored - fancy loving me?
Baz: Why not - don't knock it till you've tried it
Gord: Bend me over that theer cooker

* they both skip off to the boardroom to the theme tune to Charlies Angels.

 

Re
>b. blame the man u fans in barnsley
>not supporting your home town club tut tut

By all rights I should be supporting Man Utd - I live 3 stops away from Old Trafford tram station.
Shall I turn my BFC season ticket into your fascist authority and buy myself a prawn sarnie instead.

 

Did you see that supporter of Berwick in the paper

who lives in Kent goes to every home match - now that s what I call a supporter

 

Really?

He travels all that way to get loved in the bogs?

Are you sure he's not a Fulham fan?

 

RE: Did you see that supporter of Berwick in the paper

pah, bet he's a stay away Margate fan

 

RE: Did you see that supporter of Berwick in the paper

Too many Berwick fans in Margate. That's why they can't sign anyone decent.

 

RE: If we had 5000 more home fans a week ...

We could turn a profit!

 

Barnsley bummers

Surely not!!!?

 

More action in the toilets than on the pitch??? They should be motivation coaches for the team.... Bit more passion fellers!!!

 

Horse, cart, cart, horse. nt

 

What about all us Reds fans that dont live in or come from Barnsley?

Arent we filling the gaps left by the Wednesday and Man U fans that you mention? I think there are a lot of us as well!

 

Blame the standard of football and lack of ambition and the fact that kids today can see top quality football on the telly all the time.....they demand more.
We saw local football and Match of the Day if we were lucky enough to stay up late enough !!

 

Wait while Shepherd gets wind of this **** and bum fun

The club will be selling lubricant and "Toby Tyke Ticklers" in the club shop at sky high prices!